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The last day of the season and a nearly half-rack 8 pointer shows up with a doe that's as big as he is...for body size. :cool: I've been putting corn out in my backyard for the squirrels, but the deer have found it and don't mind being about 15 yards from my house to eat. ...and of course the...

That's it!!! :mad: I'm shitting in the house! :ROFLMAO:

A police officer's wife is driving down the road with her 5 year old daughter in a child seat, the back. While passing by a McDonald's she notices a police car sitting in the parking lot. So, she tells her daughter, "Look! There's a police car at McDonald's." The daughter is intrigued as she...

Pepper spray can be neutralized just like the sting of a jellyfish, by urinating on the effected area. (y):sneaky: Pass this information along to any rioters in your area. :ROFLMAO:

While I was at the gym, I spotted a lady on an exercise bike, wearing a helmet. :unsure: So, I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine, next to her. :ROFLMAO:

Mark your calendars for January 30th, 31st and February 1st, to attend the Traditional Archers Expo. * Kalamazoo County Fairgrounds, 2900 Lake Street, Kalamazoo, Michigan. I've been there several years in a row and it's a great event to attend. Lots of bows to shoot at their indoor range, plenty...

2025 was a good year for a Body Count of groundhogs with my M&P Sport 15-22. Even so, I had several get away and/or had to mag dump a few to keep them anchored. :rolleyes: So, I thought I'd step up my game with a little more power. I sold the M&P Sport to a guy that was looking for a 22 LR, for...

I sold the Hoyt medium limbs that I had on my 17" Satori riser and replaced them with some medium Uukha Yangi limbs, in 45#. Best decision that I've made in a long time. ;) I'm shooting some Gold Tip Hunter XT 500 spine at 29" with a 150 gr. tip weight, for a TAW of 445 grains. These arrows are...

While driving down the road, I needed to change lanes and despite my signaling, nobody was letting me over. :rolleyes: That's when I spotted a Tesla. I didn't have to signal, I just changed lanes. The driver of that Tesla may have not wanted to let me in the lane, but the Auto Brake System in...

Remember when your Dad/Uncle/Brother told you to, "Be quiet, you'll spook the fish?" :sneaky: How old were you when you figured out that talking doesn't spook the fish? :unsure:

Me: Hey, Alexa. Where's my Dad? Alexa: Your Dad is at a strip club in Las Vegas. Me: Ha! I got you Alexa! My Dad is at home with my Mom. Alexa: Your Mom's husband is at home with her, but your Dad is in Las Vegas. :sneaky::ROFLMAO:

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce and I don't want to talk about it." The son is completely shocked and says, "What are you talking about? Can't this be worked out?" The old man says, "Look we just can't stand being around each other any more, I...

I've had the best year of deer hunting, this year. I shot 2 deer with my new Elite HNTR33, 1 deer with my Satori recurve and as of this evening, I have shot 1 with my Ruger American 450 Bushmaster. :cool: The meat from this big ole girl is going to my brother-in-law. I waited for a nice...

Translation of when a wife says, "All I need is care, attention, support and honesty." :sneaky: Care Attention Support Honesty

My best friend, Greg Gonder, shot this huge doe with his original .54 caliber flintlock rifle, this evening. :cool: This ole girl had a horse head on her and must be a 3 1/2 or 4 1/2 year old deer. Greg is 78 and still getting it done! (y) I've been there to drag out his last 2 deer and am...

I've had some errant shots with my Ruger American, in 450 Bushmaster, here lately. After a couple of hunts, I took it back to the rifle range and rechecked it. Everything seemed to be okay. I've never had an issue with scope rings rattling loose, so I never checked them. :rolleyes: I've never...

My neighbor, Riley has very little time to hunt, due to his medical work schedule, but he managed to get out this evening. A doe came in close enough for a good shot and he closed the deal to put some meat in the freezer. (y):cool:

Priest: My child, do you smoke, drink alcohol or sin with other men? Woman: No father. None of that. Priest: Then what sin do you want to confess? Woman: I lie a lot. :sneaky: