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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they...

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with...

On top of this burning building is a blonde, a brunet and a redhead. Shortly, the firetrucks appear and the firemen stretch out a blanket and yell up to the brunet to jump. The brunet jumps and just before she would've been caught, the firemen jerk the blanket away. She smacks on the sidewalk...

A blonde in Ohio was asked which was closer...the moon or Florida? To which she replied, "Duh! The moon! You can't see Florida from here." :smiley_chinrub: