freshwater

We had four seperate water fatalities here last weekend. Wear your life jackets and leave the booze on shore. Use a plastic pitcher to pee into and a 5 gallon pail for the ladies. Half the drownings of men he has his zipper down when pulled out from peeing over the side of the boat. Slippin...

I have a bunch of freshwater mussels in my private pond. I was wondering if anybody could tell me if they are edible, and if so has anybody tried them. It seems like they would be comparable to clams. Any recipes would be appreciated also. I understand they are protected in Ohio on...