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  1. Outdoorsfellar

    Blond joke

    > >A blond woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor. >>"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my >>vagina." The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said "Those aren't postage >>stamps my dear, >>they're the sticker's off the...
  2. Quantum673

    Good Catholic Joke

    The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards President Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their...
  3. Diane

    Another Blonde Joke

    There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with...
  4. "J"

    Practical Joke

    Reading the "Whats for supper" thread, got me thinking when Tom (ArcherTL) got too talking about MRE's (Meals Ready to Eat) and how a couple of Crew Chief friends of mine were on a cross country trip hauling around MEDEVAC personnel which mostly included flight nurses basically they board the...
  5. Ohiosam

    I don't know if this is political or a joke

    So I'll post it here. The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the Park Service, which is part of the Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" because...
  6. Dannmann801

    Funny Arab Joke

    Mohammed's first day of school Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school. "What's your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammed," he replied. "You're in America now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Kevin." Mohammed returned home after...
  7. T

    Shed Hunting....aint no joke!

    I believe there is a definite art to shed hunting. I have gone numerous times over the past four years and have yet to find a shed. Myself and Thoesus went last week at our property and managed to find four dead doe and a basket 8(skull attached is never a good find). We walked for hours...
  8. Jackalope

    Got to be a joke here somewhere.

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/01/world/europe/poland-plane/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
  9. Ohiosam

    A racially insensitive joke

    but I laughed. Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 3 black guys ( subtle, not the way it was told to me) arrive. St. Pete looked out through the Gates and said “Wait Here. I will be right back.” St. Pete goes over to God’s office and chambers and tells him who is waiting...
  10. U

    no joke please read and spread the word

    as of january 6th it is illegal to sell , buy , trade reptilia in ohio , consisting of crocodylia (aligators ) boidea (constrictors ) and many other reptiles john kasich passed a emergency law that now makes buying selling and trading of these pets along with many other animals beside reptiles ...
  11. Tree Monkey

    Big ten is a joke

    Im a buckeye fan and big ten guy and this is just embarrassing. Damn
  12. Curran

    USMC............ Best Joke of the year

    USMC............ Best Joke of the year A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert...