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Visiting Paris

Ohiosam

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Tom tells his grandpa that he plans a vacation in Paris.

"Ah Paris," grandpa replies "the French are such pussies. We went to the Moulin Rouge, drank champagne, groped the dancers, ate oysters and caviar, and left without paying. The French did nothing."

After returning from his trip Tom tells his grandpa: "I tried to do the same things you told me you did and I got arrested."

"Oh, I totally forgot, I was there with the German Wehrmacht."