Random thought of mine...

[Quantum673]

My wife is a combination. Invisible brake, ask me why I am going a certain way then argue when I tell her, I very rarely let her drive with me in the car. When I do I swear she has to hit the gas before hitting the brakes. Does it at every sharp curve and stop sign.

 

[OhioWhiteTails]

I ALWAYS have to drive. My wife is perfectly content on telling me how to drive from the passenger seat. She also likes to grab the "Oh Shit" handle at seemingly every stop light. She's ok on long trips, because she sleeps the whole fuggin time.

 

[Dustinb80]

I ALWAYS have to drive. My wife is perfectly content on telling me how to drive from the passenger seat. She also likes to grab the "Oh Shit" handle at seemingly every stop light. She's ok on long trips, because she sleeps the whole fuggin time.

Mine is the exact same. I wont let her drive with me in the car unless Im REALLY drunk.

 

["J"]

If I have a beer the wife drives, won’t drive with beer on the breath.... The wife quit asking years ago why I drive a certain route because it usually involves nature viewing.... On road trips she gets a little nervous because I have no patience for people who hang out in the left lane doing the speed limit.
This is my mantra

 

[OhioWhiteTails]

Yup, I can be several deep and when I toss the keys to her, she hands them back and says "you're good".

 

[Jackalope]

In the 7 years we've been together I think she has driven twice. Both time s I was pass put drunk. She's not a bad driver at all, it's just if I have to go I might as well drive than sit there like a lump.

 

[Fullbore]

My wife is pretty good at driving and taking the keys after I’ve started tipping them back.
When I was younger and dumber... I drove buzzed too many times, but was lucky to not have any repercussions.

 

[giles]

This stuff is what I was taking about. Best I’ve ever bought.

 

["J"]

My wife is pretty good at driving and taking the keys after I’ve started tipping them back.
When I was younger and dumber... I drove buzzed too many times, but was lucky to not have any repercussions.

X2 that’s why I don’t drive with beer on my breath....
Pushed that envelope waaaay too much!!!!

 

[triple_duece]

 

[giles]

Haha!

 

[giles]

For anyone interested.

https://www.yantssnacks.com/

No joke, best I’ve ever bought. The idea of it being a local support is a huge bonus to me. I should’ve got some for Paint Creek.

 

[giles]

What would today’s kids do without battery percentage? Remember when things used to slow down and that’s how you knew. Back when most things had a cord...phone, tools...nowadays I think they even have Bluetooth tampons. Wtf

 

[OhioWhiteTails]

What would today’s kids do without battery percentage? Remember when things used to slow down and that’s how you knew. Back when most things had a cord...phone, tools...nowadays I think they even have Bluetooth tampons. Wtf

On the Bluetooth tampons Dave, negative....

 

[giles]

On the Bluetooth tampons Dave, negative....

Haha, I was waiting for you to see this after your text!

 

[giles]

For a guy that hates lemons...I sure can’t ever put these down. I don’t buy them because I’ll eat this entire box before bedtime.

 

[Redhunter1012]

For a guy that hates lemons...I sure can’t ever put these down. I don’t buy them because I’ll eat this entire box before bedtime.
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I just get a smile when i picture your elf like fingers shoving those into your garden gnome, yet handsome, face

 

[giles]

I just get a smile when i picture your elf like fingers shoving those into your garden gnome, yet handsome, face

And comments like that will get you laid around here,

 

[Dustinb80]

Can attest

 

[Redhunter1012]

And comments like that will get you laid around here,

I'd like to think I could do better than you, if I were gay