Just had lunch with a fellow toozer...he drank two beers to my one...any guesses?
Yes, yes, no sombrero.Short, trying his best to grow a mustache? Possibly wearing a sombrero?
Bud light for me, Busch light for him.You and Dave been sucking down Bud Lights....
What gave it away...his two beers to my one?I knew it was Dave..... You two have been creating a special bond through texting...