Live from Louisiana

[giles]

I prolly deserve a beer now. This is the short tailed one that’s been digging in her flower beds.

 

[Sgt Fury]

Well I just done cleaning Hunter’s damn fish he caught. Still have to process his doe. I’m pissed off but he is working. Last evening he got off the crab boat and went to another side job.

My back hurting from standing and cleaning. Will get on the deer in an hour. Then the wife and I are going to grind some meat and she’s gonna make some deer jerky.

Is “grind some meat” a code word?

 

[giles]

Must’ve hit the wrong thread...

 

[triple_duece]

Oh ain’t no grinding meat going on so far. She can’t find the blade and plates. Now she’s pissed. It’s a lose/lose situation here.
For once she can’t blame me for misplacing my shit. Even though I always know where I left it, just not where she puts it cause “it don’t belong there”! Anyone else gets this treatment?

 

[giles]

Yup! Look in the freezer.

 

[Sgt Fury]

Oh ain’t no grinding meat going on so far. She can’t find the blade and plates. Now she’s pissed. It’s a lose/lose situation here.
For once she can’t blame me for misplacing my shit. Even though I always know where I left it, just not where she puts it cause “it don’t belong there”! Anyone else gets this treatment?

Try this.....

 

[triple_duece]

Well we found them. This is only the second time using it soo...

Duh! Fing dummy

 

["J"]

Well we found them. This is only the second time using it soo...

Duh! Fing dummy

 

[triple_duece]

And to make matters worse... went and emptied the big ice chest I had my deer in and found another 25# of meat to grind into burger. I guess tomorrow will be the day. We making deer jerky now.

 

[triple_duece]

Made a dick hunt w a podnah. Kids were supposed to go but had to work. Got up to light rain, put boat in water and started pouring. Daybreak came and we were covered up in teal. We didn’t shoot any till late waiting for big ducks. Ended up with 5 boot lips, 7 teal and a blue goose. Pearl did outstanding and fetched her first goose.

 

[triple_duece]

 

[giles]

You guys hunt for everything down south!

 

[triple_duece]

You guys hunt for everything down south!

It is the sportsman’s Paradise.

 

[Sgt Fury]

If Giles and I come down for some fishing and duck hunting, will you clean our catch?

 

[triple_duece]

If Giles and I come down for some fishing and duck hunting, will you clean our catch?[emoji23]

Only if you clean Dave’s balls.

 

[Sgt Fury]

Only if you clean Dave’s balls.

 

[giles]

Sure, he talks about going on a morning dick hunt and now you want to go...you mfrs do shit weird in your states.

 

[Sgt Fury]

Sure, he talks about going on a morning dick hunt and now you want to go...you mfrs do shit weird in your states.

Says the guy with the deer nut fetish.

 

[triple_duece]

Says the guy with the deer nut fetish.[emoji23][emoji867]

Bwahahaha!

 

[triple_duece]

Went duck hunting again this morning. No wind and bluebird day, usually not good for ducks down here. Hunter and his friend Cody went w me. We ended up w 15 ducks.