What's For Dinner?

[bowhunter1023]

@jagermeister inspired meal tonight. Paired with peas, coleslaw, and pasta salad. We ordered the goat from Brown Bros Farms and it's the first time we've ever had it. The girls devoured it and I really liked it. Might be a new thing for us. Chicken was from Brown Bros. Farms, also.

 

[jagermeister]

That looks great! How you like that Black seasoning? It’s got coffee in it, right?

 

[the Lackster]

Caught some cats saturday night and put them in the grease last night. Fried up nicely with hush puppies, coleslaw, roasted potatoes, and tarter sauce.

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[giles]

Not very many things do I prefer beef over venison, beef tips over noodles is hard to beat though!

 

[finelyshedded]

Those 2 year old ramps really clean my ass and entire existence out this morning. The gurgling throughout my entire body at 2:30 this morning awoke me up from a deep sleep with my ass so puckered my sheets were clinched. I quietly and quickly made my way across the house to the furthest bathroom we have from our bedrooms and barely made it to the throne before, The Purge began! I mean, without getting to graphic, the sounds coming from that little bathroom had to sound like a hailstorm hittin a farm pond for an hour! I thought I was done so I crawled back in bed and as soon as I get horizontal the gurgling reared it’s ugly head again. I thought I could just pucker the hell out of it but Mother Nature was having no mercy sooooo up and off to that poor lil bathroom again for another hour of lava flow. Finally after 2 torturous hours of cleansing I managed to get back into bed for about 3 hours of decent sleep but my third eye was on guard in full pucker mode. The gurgling still was rearing it’s ugly head this morning at 8:30 and I didn’t dare try to expel any of the gas I had backed up inside me so I made my way quietly to that small bathroom once again! I swear I heard it whimper as I slowly closed the door behind me. Let’s just say I’m glad I didn’t trust the next manual override seal breach to being a fart, and round 3 had began and was over in 5 long minutes. I’m now laying on couch in living room much closer to the throne fighting off round 4 but I'm about to throw in the towel once again as the gurgling and churning are making their was down to the event horizon and my pucker is losing its battle once again! It’s amazing how much damage a plate full of tasty ramps can do. I’ll be staying near a bathroom till this gurgling stops that’s for sure.

 

[Dustinb80]

Interesting, good luck with the rest of "The Purge"

 

[MoonLab]

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

Those 2 year old ramps really clean my ass and entire existence out this morning. The gurgling throughout my entire body at 2:30 this morning awoke me up from a deep sleep with my ass so puckered my sheets were clinched. I quietly and quickly made my way across the house to the furthest bathroom we have from our bedrooms and barely made it to the throne before, The Purge began! I mean, without getting to graphic, the sounds coming from that little bathroom had to sound like a hailstorm hittin a farm pond for an hour! I thought I was done so I crawled back in bed and as soon as I get horizontal the gurgling reared it’s ugly head again. I thought I could just pucker the hell out of it but Mother Nature was having no mercy sooooo up and off to that poor lil bathroom again for another hour of lava flow. Finally after 2 torturous hours of cleansing I managed to get back into bed for about 3 hours of decent sleep but my third eye was on guard in full pucker mode. The gurgling still was rearing it’s ugly head this morning at 8:30 and I didn’t dare try to expel any of the gas I had backed up inside me so I made my way quietly to that small bathroom once again! I swear I heard it whimper as I slowly closed the door behind me. Let’s just say I’m glad I didn’t trust the next manual override seal breach to being a fart, and round 3 had began and was over in 5 long minutes. I’m now laying on couch in living room much closer to the throne fighting off round 4 but I'm about to throw in the towel once again as the gurgling and churning are making their was down to the event horizon and my pucker is losing its battle once again! It’s amazing how much damage a plate full of tasty ramps can do. I’ll be staying near a bathroom till this gurgling stops that’s for sure.

I'll never read this thread again while I'm eating a meal. ... lol

 

[Jamie]

two year old Ramps? did you freeze them or pickle them or what? sucks to have such an unpleasant aftermath. I've eaten fresh ramps nearly everyday for the last week in something. in fried potatoes, in a white gravy with chanterelles (holy fuck that was good gravy) over mashed potatoes, minced and sautéed in bacon grease then added into my venison burgers. I'm making more of that Ramp gravy tonight but it's going on top of biscuits and topped with boneless fried squirrel. Ramps are easier on me than most any onion I cook with. I barely use yellow onions anymore if I can substitute shallots, leeks or green onions. sometimes those bagged yellow onions just tear me up, and I never feel good after eating them. I might be mildly allergic or something. I only buy organic yellow onions (by the pound) when I have to have them for something, and they seem to have less negative affects on me.

 

[bowhunter1023]

That looks great! How you like that Black seasoning? It’s got coffee in it, right?

It was tasty, but didn't taste like I expected it to. You'd never know it had coffee in it.

 

[giles]

two year old Ramps? did you freeze them or pickle them or what? sucks to have such an unpleasant aftermath. I've eaten fresh ramps nearly everyday for the last week in something. in fried potatoes, in a white gravy with chanterelles (holy fuck that was good gravy) over mashed potatoes, minced and sautéed in bacon grease then added into my venison burgers. I'm making more of that Ramp gravy tonight but it's going on top of biscuits and topped with boneless fried squirrel. Ramps are easier on me than most any onion I cook with. I barely use yellow onions anymore if I can substitute shallots, leeks or green onions. sometimes those bagged yellow onions just tear me up, and I never feel good after eating them. I might be mildly allergic or something. I only buy organic yellow onions (by the pound) when I have to have them for something, and they seem to have less negative affects on me.

I am legit allergic to onions. Affects very with each onion. Even onion powder will get me sometimes. Really weird and touchy allergy. What’s ok today isn’t tomorrow!

Dehydrated onions from fast food, never ok. Gets an extremely fast violent reaction that makes my nose burn.

I’ve never tried a ramp because I have grown to dislike the flavor of onion after tasting it twice so many times. Either that or what Ric explained happens. Then I crave something fried and Gatorade, like a hangover

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

I recently acquired a rotisserie basket. I envision watching wings tumble about , but I'm giving a yardbird a try first. I really like how it holds things together without using string or anything.

 

[finelyshedded]

two year old Ramps? did you freeze them or pickle them or what? sucks to have such an unpleasant aftermath. I've eaten fresh ramps nearly everyday for the last week in something. in fried potatoes, in a white gravy with chanterelles (holy fuck that was good gravy) over mashed potatoes, minced and sautéed in bacon grease then added into my venison burgers. I'm making more of that Ramp gravy tonight but it's going on top of biscuits and topped with boneless fried squirrel. Ramps are easier on me than most any onion I cook with. I barely use yellow onions anymore if I can substitute shallots, leeks or green onions. sometimes those bagged yellow onions just tear me up, and I never feel good after eating them. I might be mildly allergic or something. I only buy organic yellow onions (by the pound) when I have to have them for something, and they seem to have less negative affects on me.

I just had them in a vacuumed packed bag that was sealed and had no air pockets. They musta just been too old. I’ll have to drink 5 gallons of water to make up for the water I lost. Lol
No pain or nausea just lots of gas with explosive D(trying to help @outdoorfeller here some, lol).
Never had this when eating freshly harvested ramps either, just toxic gas.

 

[finelyshedded]

Tammy all day long while just standing next to her has said, “get away from me! You smell like those things you made last night, what’d you call them, rants? “
I LMAO, said, no they’re RAMPS! But she sure did RANT.

 

[giles]

Wife was having an off day so I picked up KFC on the way home. I don’t think I’ve seen my kids pig out like that in months! Wow, they must’ve really needed some diversity in their lives. All 3 kids had the food dances. That alone made momma feel better. Win with no dishes to clean up!

 

[Jamie]

boneless fried squirrel, ramp & chanterelle gravy, home made buttermilk biscuits

beyond my vocabulary.

 

[the Lackster]

boneless fried squirrel, ramp & chanterelle gravy, home made buttermilk biscuits

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beyond my vocabulary.

That will do just fine

 

[the Lackster]

Made Homeade spaghetti tonight and i baked some lemon bars for dessert. It all turned out mighty fine.

 

[finelyshedded]

boneless fried squirrel, ramp & chanterelle gravy, home made buttermilk biscuits

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beyond my vocabulary.

I could kill that plate in no time and I just ate my supper! Lol
That looks absolutely heavenly Jamie! You need to get your ass to a TOO event and make a crock of this and I’ll supply the biscuits!!!! Dayum

 

[Sgt Fury]

I could kill that plate in no time and I just ate my supper! Lol
That looks absolutely heavenly Jamie! You need to get your ass to a TOO event and make a crock of this and I’ll supply the biscuits!!!! Dayum

After the “Purge” you could probably eat three suppers.