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— Application for Permission to Date my Daughter — APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT, JOB HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR. GENERAL INFORMATION...

It was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy (her date) had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed...

150 years ago the Civil War (War of Northern Aggression to Jackalope) began.