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Airborne Jump School

Sgt Fury

Sgt. Spellchecker
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> > Subject: Airborne Jump School.....
> >
> >
> > A young man had joined the infantry and signed up with the
> > paratroopers - his father had been airborne.
> >
> > He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps
> > from higher and higher structures and finally went to take his first
> > jump from an airplane.
> > The next day, he phoned his father to tell him the news.
> >
> > "So, how was your 1st jump?" the father asked.
> >
> > "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane and the
> > Sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen
> > men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
> >
> > "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
> >
> > "No, not then. Then the Sergeant started to grab the other men one at
> > a time and push them out the door."
> >
> > "Did you jump then?" asked the father.
> >
> > "I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last man
> > left on the plane."
> >
> > I told the Sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off
> > the plane or he'd kick my ass."
> >
> > "So, so then you jumped?"
> >
> > "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the
> > door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master.
> >
> > The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five and 250 pounds.
> >
> > He said to me, 'Boy, are you going to jump or not?'
> >
> > I said, 'No, Sir. I'm too scared.'
> >
> > So the Jump Master unzipped his pants and took his Willie out. I
> > swear, it was about ten inches long! Like a baseball bat. He said,
> > 'Boy, either you jump out of that door, or I'm sticking this up your
> > ass.' "
> >
> > "So, did you jump?" asked the father.
> >
> > "A little, at first ? "
>
 

rooster85

Junior Member
1,409
78
Lake County
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> > Subject: Airborne Jump School.....
> >
> >
> > A young man had joined the infantry and signed up with the
> > paratroopers - his father had been airborne.
> >
> > He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps
> > from higher and higher structures and finally went to take his first
> > jump from an airplane.
> > The next day, he phoned his father to tell him the news.
> >
> > "So, how was your 1st jump?" the father asked.
> >
> > "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane and the
> > Sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen
> > men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
> >
> > "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
> >
> > "No, not then. Then the Sergeant started to grab the other men one at
> > a time and push them out the door."
> >
> > "Did you jump then?" asked the father.
> >
> > "I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last man
> > left on the plane."
> >
> > I told the Sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off
> > the plane or he'd kick my ass."
> >
> > "So, so then you jumped?"
> >
> > "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the
> > door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master.
> >
> > The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five and 250 pounds.
> >
> > He said to me, 'Boy, are you going to jump or not?'
> >
> > I said, 'No, Sir. I'm too scared.'
> >
> > So the Jump Master unzipped his pants and took his Willie out. I
> > swear, it was about ten inches long! Like a baseball bat. He said,
> > 'Boy, either you jump out of that door, or I'm sticking this up your
> > ass.' "
> >
> > "So, did you jump?" asked the father.
> >
> > "A little, at first ? "
>

Army. That explains it. Lol


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giles

Cull buck specialist
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