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Catholic Coffee Morning in Rome

aholdren

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Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square .

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him
'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says
'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him
'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well . . . ?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter,
SLIM & TALL, 40D Breasts, 24" WAIST and, 34" HIPS..."




...when she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh MY God"