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Jokes told by brave men

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.

I didn't talk to my wife for 6 months,didn't want to interrupt her.

Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.





I just sent these to my Lady freind ....Yes I am either brave or just lucky with her

John
 

Jackalope

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I had my wife convinced mops and brooms only came in woman sizes.... That's why mops and brooms have shorter handles. They're made for women. To prove it i showed her the handle on my push broom in the garage. Man broom / Woman broom.. One for the garage "man area" one for the house "woman area".... :smiley_crocodile:
 

Bowhunter57

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Definately some good jokes there! :smiley_bril: ...for those brave enough to tell them to the women folk.

Speaking of brave...
Ever wonder what fish smelled like, before women started swimming? :smiley_chinrub:

Good hunting, Bowhunter57
 

Curran

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. rotflmao