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Floki

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I seen two of them playing Frolf yesterday. I could’ve pounded nails with it.
😂😂 man I got a few Amish stories in my belt.

Out in Peloi many moons ago was a place we would go to get eggs. Shit you not the hottest Amish gurl I ever seen. Blond hair deep blue eyes mmmm. She was a number 8 of the menu. Way past the majority that would be just on the dollar menu/maybe a couple ketchup packs.

Anyhow I would go there and brothers would answer the doors sometimes I’d ask where their sister was cause she gave me a better deal on eggs. They didn’t like that shit at all. If she did answer the door her brothers would be right beside her damn near grinding on her. They protected her like a pissed off pit bull eating it’s last bone.

Very weird. Let’s just say that. To close for comfort.

Then one time was half buzzed up and had to get rid of a homemade tricycle. About 10 feet long made to haul deer out. Didn’t quite work. Jade to make a delivery to the Amish for it and get a picture to confirm the order. But that’s another story!