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Plastic surgery

#1
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her
plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips
reduced in size because over the years they have
become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery
be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone
about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish
for confidentiality and that the first rose was from
him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went
through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted
me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she
had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to
thank you for his new ears."
 
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#3
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her
plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips
reduced in size because over the years they have
become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery
be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone
about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish
for confidentiality and that the first rose was from
him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went
through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted
me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she
had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to
thank you for his new ears."
I'll repeat this at work tomorrow. Thanks.