The not good dog thread

[Left field]

Ok Too we have a dog one good dog thread ,let’s hear about the bad dogs . We had a miniature poodle when I was little that dog don’t like me at all I’d be minding my own business and it would snap at me ,didn’t have that dog very long .My wife got me a beautiful beagle ,that dog was born to hunt he wasn’t afraid of heights ,she jumped up on our bed and shit on my wife’s side , I was at work and my wife witnessed this .We have a fence but she could squeeze through so we got her a cone , that worked for 5 minutes she figured out how she could squeeze one side and it would help her pop out of the fence, think we had her a month

 

[bowhunter1023]

The only dog we ever gave away was a cocker spaniel. Dog was dummer than a box of bricks and got aggressive with me when I was 7 or 8 maybe. Only dog dumber was my grandma's golden retriever growing up. He liked to eat human poop, we routinely caught him while fishing because he was uncontrollable and would retrieve the bobber/hook, and he snarled at you all the time like he forgot who you were. He was a stoner reincarnated as a dog.

 

[Dustinb80]

The only dog we ever gave away was a cocker spaniel. Dog was dummer than a box of bricks and got aggressive with me when I was 7 or 8 maybe. Only dog dumber was my grandma's golden retriever growing up. He liked to eat human poop, we routinely caught him while fishing because he was uncontrollable and would retrieve the bobber/hook, and he snarled at you all the time like he forgot who you were. He was a stoner reincarnated as a dog.

How the hell did he get a hold of human poop?

 

[giles]

How the hell did he get a hold of human poop?

Really....

 

[Big H]

Yeah, I'm following to hear this one...

 

["J"]

How the hell did he get a hold of human poop?

Pulled the lid off the septic tank and dove in….. How the hell you think?

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

Might have to ask Amber ....

 

[Redhunter1012]

 

[bowhunter1023]

How the hell did he get a hold of human poop?

I've pooped 2-3 times a day my whole life and plenty of times in the woods. Go fishing, gotta poop, wander back in the woods and let it rip, 10 minutes later there's Sarge eating poop

 

[Dustinb80]

I've pooped 2-3 times a day my whole life and plenty of times in the woods. Go fishing, gotta poop, wander back in the woods and let it rip, 10 minutes later there's Sarge eating poop

Good enough.

 

[giles]

That makes a lot more sense than some other things I've heard.

 

[Left field]

How the hell did he get a hold of human poop?

It’s Giles wasn’t going to ask

 

[Geezer II]

 

[Left field]

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My wife won’t tolerate that from the dogs or me her big pet peeve

 

[Quantum673]

How the hell did he get a hold of human poop?

Maybe they climbed in the shower after a certain someone. Just sayin.

 

[giles]

Really...Jon. I wonder who that could've been. Is it the same guy that made dry heave noises all weekend?

 

[Left field]

glad I’m not the only one to be that drunk

 

[Dustinb80]

Really...Jon. I wonder who that could've been. Is it the same guy that made dry heave noises all weekend?

It was just in the morning. Good lord.

 

[Hedgelj]

That makes a lot more sense than some other things I've heard.

At least the dog wasn't in a coyote den at the time....

 

[giles]

It was just in the morning. Good lord.

He is...he is...

Looking like you and Josh are about to make bunk beds.