Not the wife, but I once walked into the local newspaper a week after x-mass and paid for a week long ad to run in the classified section...
"Will PAY CASH FOR YOUR USED CHRISTMAS TREE"
"WILL PICK-UP"
(Then gave my buddy's phone number)
Not an April Fool's prank but I pull the wool over my wife's eyes all the time because she's rather gullible. One such occasion we were staying at Geneva-on-the-Lake and driving around to see all the covered bridges. Alongside the road at various intervals were orange fiberglass rods sticking up. I asked if she knew where they were for and she did not I then proceeded to tell her that it was markers for Amish buggy racing. Since they don't have speedometers or anything they use those to judge how fast they were going. I let her go on believing it for the rest of the day until I finally told her it was so the snow plows knew where the edge of the road was
My wife knows better...
No shit...try that pregancy shit with me and see what happens!My wife knows better...
No shit...try that pregancy shit with me and see what happens!
We have a magic shop that sells scatch off lottery tickets that look like the real deal with everyone of them being a $10,000 instant winner.. So I know a young lady that bought one and mixed it in with a few real ones... So they were going out to a nice restaurant with two other couples to celebrate her husband's birthday. At the restaurant she gave them to her husband... When he saw that he won $10,000 he told the waitress drinks were on him for all the surrounding tables... Didn't go over too good when he realized it was a prank... Walked out and took a cab home... Divorce followed soon after.... Anyone want any let me know I'll pick you up some... Your on your own though...
Reminds me of that one woman who won a lottery jackpot and kept it from her husband then filed for divorce. When the judge found out about it she awarded the entire jackpot to the ex husband. It was like a few million dollars.We have a magic shop that sells scatch off lottery tickets that look like the real deal with everyone of them being a $10,000 instant winner.. So I know a young lady that bought one and mixed it in with a few real ones... So they were going out to a nice restaurant with two other couples to celebrate her husband's birthday. At the restaurant she gave them to her husband... When he saw that he won $10,000 he told the waitress drinks were on him for all the surrounding tables... Didn't go over too good when he realized it was a prank... Walked out and took a cab home... Divorce followed soon after.... Anyone want any let me know I'll pick you up some... Your on your own though...