When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're having sex and you catch something, that's bad.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In sex you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie, as a minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
You can't be too drunk to fish, but you can be too drunk to have sex.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In sex you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie, as a minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
You can't be too drunk to fish, but you can be too drunk to have sex.
