Weird. Package from China.

[Beentown]

I had a thing from the Postman saying I have a package from China at the PO waiting on me. Wasn't expecting anything from China as everything I bought from Amazon/Ebay were US sellers. Thought I may have read one wrong. Signed for it and opened it...a bead. Could be used for a kids necklace or something. I KNOW I didn't order that and how in the hell did someone from China get my address to send it to me? Strange....

I immediately went into conspiracy theory mindset and washed/sanitized my hands then hit it with liquid sanitizer for good measure. I looked at all my purchase histories and nothing. Hmm....

 

[dante322]

thats effed up man. maybe someone is trying to adjust your chi.

 

[cotty16]

Yeah, wtf? That's very strange.

 

[Beentown]

I figured it is the Communists trying to rise by spreading swine flu with pretty beads. Blankets and beads worked on the Natives...

 

[Shoulder Blade]

Don't open things that u didn't order. My buddy's wife opened a package that was mis-delivered to their house. She signed for it, opened it, then discovered she was holding a shit load of heroin. My buddy looked up the shipper and receiver online and decided involving the cops would get his fam hurt. Somehow he packaged it back up and dropped it off to the guys son with some story about how he started to open it before he realized it wasnt the package he was expecting.

 

[Dannmann801]

What kind of bead was it.? An anal bead.?

 

[ohio mossy oak]

What kind of bead was it.? An anal bead.?

Nah,those are in his purchase history..

 

[xbowguy]

WTF?:smiley_confused_vra

 

[Huckleberry Finn]

I figured it is the Communists trying to rise by spreading swine flu with pretty beads. Blankets and beads worked on the Natives...

I laughed like crazy when I read this...and then realized that you believed it...and then realized it was probably true...nah, they'll just cook something up with the Chinese and put it in them iPhone things.

 

[Ohiosam]

It's probably a miniature camera/microphone. The Chinese have heard rumors about what goes on at the Beener residence and wanted to see if they are true...

 

[badger]

Nah,those are in his purchase history..

Really? :smiley_confused_vra

 

[DJK Frank 16]

That's weird right there!

 

[bowhunter1023]

Nah,those are in his purchase history..

lmao

Arggh, he made a funny!!! :smiley_crocodile:

 

[Beentown]

Even a one eye Pirate.....errrrr....squirrel finds a nut! Good one OMO. Tried it last night and it is just the wrong shape for comfort....

 

[ohio mossy oak]

I got plenty of jokes...I just tend to keep them to myself,because I know the pokes back at me will come 10 fold:smiley_blackeye:...All in fun though

 

[Beentown]

I got plenty of jokes...I just tend to keep them to myself,because I know the pokes back at me will come 10 fold:smiley_blackeye:...All in fun though

No doubt. Look at the smack down thread. I think Phil is only beating me by a few....dang.

 

[Buckmaster]

Does it contain Anthrax spores?

 

[Mike]

Lmao!

 

[xbowguy]

Drop it in water...Maybe it's one of those just add water things. You know, transforms into a 211" main frame tenpoint buck that tears hell out of your house while you look for that fuggin' bow!rotflmao

 

[Beentown]

Shrinky dink Buck! Lol