My stupid pet peeves.
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Sgt Fury
Sgt. Spellchecker
Under the speed limit!!!
Seems to be trend around here.... Especially in the rain
When people don’t know how to pronounce a certain word...
“partial” = parcel
“choirpractor” = chiropractor
Or when people add an “s” to words that aren’t plural.
And worst of all, assholes who don’t know how to put a tool back where they got it after they’re finished!!! Eff those guys!
“partial” = parcel
“choirpractor” = chiropractor
Or when people add an “s” to words that aren’t plural.
And worst of all, assholes who don’t know how to put a tool back where they got it after they’re finished!!! Eff those guys!
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The person who keeps changing the ice setting on the fridge to crushed. Some kid is gonna catch some hands if this keeps up! Useless freaking feature. Here enjoy this nice beverage but watch out for the shards of ice that you'll swallow at any given moment.
Arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhh. That ranks right up there too! Main reason I don't use the ice maker at my house. But when I'm visiting someone else, not many things get me as fired up as when I put a clean glass under a dispenser, and I'm all the while daydreaming about a perfect bourbon pour over some big ass ice cubes, and I'm kicked in the balls by the awful sight and sounds of CRUSHED ice hitting the bottom of my glass! My buddy has a fridge that is equipped with the most terrible dispenser ever... Even though it has both cube and crush settings, you get crushed no matter what you choose! It's a sick joke if I ever saw one.
People who say 'mute' instead of 'moot'. Its a mute point. NO. No its not. People who say 'literally' when they actually mean 'figuratively'. You know...the complete fucking opposite.
Left lane vigilantes. People who pull out in front of me and slow down.
But probably my biggest pet peeve....the yellow shirt wearing peloton assholes who ride three and four wide down a winding two lane country road. Then they look at you in those rear view mirrors and refuse to get in a single file line. Makes me wish I owned a cummins and could roll coal on em once I got around.
Left lane vigilantes. People who pull out in front of me and slow down.
But probably my biggest pet peeve....the yellow shirt wearing peloton assholes who ride three and four wide down a winding two lane country road. Then they look at you in those rear view mirrors and refuse to get in a single file line. Makes me wish I owned a cummins and could roll coal on em once I got around.
Easy Tipmoose. Not everyone who owns Cummins powered trucks "rolls coal". How's this for a pet peeve? The tiny peckered wannabees who jack up their diesel truck, roll coal, and have a 22" drop hitch to pull their jet ski twice a year. Those of us who truly NEED to have our Dodge mirrors extended to pull enclosed trailers, fifth wheels, etc end up taking the flack for those "country boys." (No offense @TripleA88 ) 
On the subject of misused words or mispronounced words (not that this one bothers me because it ALWAYS makes me laugh). . . "Yeah. I wanna tender-lion wif mustard and onion." First off, I've not seen a "tender lion" yet. Ask the circus queers. Even their "trained" tigers tore them up. Secondly, i don't think they would be allowed to eat lions.
On the subject of misused words or mispronounced words (not that this one bothers me because it ALWAYS makes me laugh). . . "Yeah. I wanna tender-lion wif mustard and onion." First off, I've not seen a "tender lion" yet. Ask the circus queers. Even their "trained" tigers tore them up. Secondly, i don't think they would be allowed to eat lions.
I’ve talked to a few people recently who proudly proclaimed they’ve signed up to only use “green” produced electricity in their homes. I asked them which power line delivers that power, the green ones? and how does the green electricity know to go to your house and not mine? One lady thought about that for a second and then called me an A-hole.
Easy Tipmoose. Not everyone who owns Cummins powered trucks "rolls coal". How's this for a pet peeve? The tiny peckered wannabees who jack up their diesel truck, roll coal, and have a 22" drop hitch to pull their jet ski twice a year. Those of us who truly NEED to have our Dodge mirrors extended to pull enclosed trailers, fifth wheels, etc end up taking the flack for those "country boys." (No offense @TripleA88 )
On the subject of misused words or mispronounced words (not that this one bothers me because it ALWAYS makes me laugh). . . "Yeah. I wanna tender-lion wif mustard and onion." First off, I've not seen a "tender lion" yet. Ask the circus queers. Even their "trained" tigers tore them up. Secondly, i don't think they would be allowed to eat lions.
Not sure what 'flack" you have to deal with or why you got so worked up over those two words but that's ok. You do you.
I leave my tow mirrors out now so I can see past my tires...I just love how they stick way outside the truck. That tiny sidewall really lets everyone know how small it is. Let’s not forget how awesome that mud terrain looks. 
When it comes to driving, anybody else love being behind the over cautious tool cruising in the left lane like 4-5 car lengths behind the car in front of them allowing those driving past you in the right lane to merge in front of them. Sometimes I think they’re talking or texting on their phone but if they’re not in a hurry get over in the right lane where they belong anyway...
Also the semi driver in the left lane drag racing for 5 miles with the semi in the right lane...allowing nobody to pass...those jackasses need their licenses revoked.
Or the dumbass in the left lane doing 5 over, sees a cop in the opposite lane, spikes the brakes and drops too 5 under....
Driving up to Ohio I encounter people on the WV turnpike that are terrified to pass a semi when going around a curve. I have had people slam on their brakes.