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From the Wall Street Journal. By KEN MURRAY Years ago, Charlie, a highly respected orthopedist and a mentor of mine, found a lump in his stomach. It was diagnosed as pancreatic cancer by one of the best surgeons in the country, who had developed a procedure that could triple a patient's...

I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female and drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but when she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out." So I said, "My wife thinks...

Two doctors are standing at the nurse's station. One doctor says to the other, "Hey! Are you ready to go eat lunch?" The other doctor says, "I didn't realize it was that late. Let me finish filling out this report and we'll go eat." As that doctor pulls out his pen and starts to write, he...