hair

Queer goes for his yearly check up and tells the Doc he'd like to get some more chest hair growing without taking any pills or shots. The Doc thinks for a minute and tells him he should try rubbing Vasoline on his chest before he goes to bed at night and it will help him with his new hair...

Okay. I have always cut my son's hair. In the last 6-12mo he has been complaining about it. "It hurts. You are pulling my hair. It is itchy." This sort of stuff. Well, let me think about this. . . I absolutely hated it when my Dad cut my hair. Then again, we are talking more into the...