marriage

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them down and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common." The husband says, "Well for starters, neither one of us will suck a dick."

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and...

A old man was sipping on a glass of bourbon, while sitting on the patio with his wife, and he says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"... His wife asks, "Is that you, or the bourbon talking? He replies, "It's me...talking to the bourbon." :pickle: