simple

Truths SIMPLE TRUTH #1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH #2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say...

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables, while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus...