They're having a 72 hour sale, take a look and see if this'll help you out if you're planning on flying sometime in the near future.....
http://travel.southwest.com/specialoffers/airOffers.html
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.
One of the hillbillies...