surgery

Anybody ever have it done? How was it? Did it work? Recovery? I have chronic sinus issues that also cause severe ringing in my ears and the Doc recommended surgery, but I'm a bit leary, especially with hunting season coming. How long would I be laid up? I was in a treestand the day...

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the...

A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from...