Here I was, standing in a bar in an Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that?
Is it because I'm Chinese?"
"No", I said "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little shit".
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that?
Is it because I'm Chinese?"
"No", I said "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little shit".
