British Humor

[Boarhead]

Classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old
Hateful little bastard
Bites

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbors dog.


COWS, CALVES:NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia. Britannica,45 volumes. Excellent Condition, A£200 or best offer.
No longer needed,got married, wife knows everything.

 

[bigten05]

:smiley_clap:

 

[Lumber head 75]

Lmao! One gay bull!!!

 

[Big_Holla]

Those were great!