Dodge City Cowboy

[Fletch]

Many years ago a Dodge City saloon keeper was washing a glass looking out the front window.
Up rides a cowboy who gets off his horse and ties it up to the hitching post.
He then proceeds to the rear of the horse and picks up its tail and kisses his asshole.

In walks the cowboy and proceeds to order a beer.
The bartender puts down the cold beer on the bar and asks the cowboy:
I saw you kiss your horse's asshole before you came in and I'm curious, whats up with that??

Chapped Lips says the cowboy...
Puzzled the bartender asks: Does that cure them??
The cowboy says: HELL NO... BUT IT STOPS ME FROM LICKING THEM....

 

[xbowguy]

:smiley_chinrub:rotflmao

 

[Hedgelj]

I don't want to know how many of you have chapped lips....

 

[Bigslam51]

Lol

 

[giles]

I thought for sure this had something to do with tow mirrors.

 

[OO2]

That's funny stuff.

The guys that drove dodges at my old high school always talked about the "moose mirrors" they had on their 1500 and how cool it made them. Looked stupid as hell.

 

[giles]

That's funny stuff.

The guys that drove dodges at my old high school always talked about the "moose mirrors" they had on their 1500 and how cool it made them. Looked stupid as hell.

Towing their ghost trailers...fucking posers! Pathetic...same fags that only lift the front of their trucks! Those idiots are on another level of retarded.

 

[hickslawns]

Mine are always out. Then again if I am driving my dually, I am pulling a trailer, plowing snow, or just felt obligated to drive it because it hasn't been driven in a couple weeks. I don't just roll around "rollin' coal" with my mirrors outs.

 

[giles]

Mine are always out. Then again if I am driving my dually, I am pulling a trailer, plowing snow, or just felt obligated to drive it because it hasn't been driven in a couple weeks. I don't just roll around "rollin' coal" with my mirrors outs.

Flat bill hat...sideways stickers...stacks...and cum on the mustache.

 

[hickslawns]

Flat bill hat...sideways stickers...stacks...and cum on the mustache.

I didn't think you could grow a mustache. . . . .lmao

 

[giles]

[emoji23] officially derailed this thread completely!

 

[giles]

I was following one the other day in Cincy. Giant ass red trash can tip, mirrors flipped up, didn't even have a hitch! My wife didn't understand why I flipped him off when I passed his stupid ass.

 

[giles]

Oh yeah, he was extra badass with the full window sticker...just in case you didn't know it was a Cummins. Douchebag, is what it says.

 

[Bigslam51]

I didn't think you could grow a mustache. . . . .lmao

It looks like pubes on his face when he does[emoji23]