He had me at his name being "Richard Tip" and him saying "My name's Dick Tip!"
"Now I've seen some twisted shit!"
"Gun bed or gun sanctuary or something"
"His ass was jealous of his mouth because of the crap coming out of his mouth"
Yep I've met couple gun salesman like that. Reminds me of KMart way back when a guy asked for a can of blackpowder for a ML. The sales guy handed him a can of smokless powder. I stepped in and stopped the sale.
He got pissed and said all powder is black in color so it makes no difference when type. Got the dept. Manager but he didn't get the idea either. At least I saved on guy's life.