A Texas State Trooper witnessed a pickup truck moving pretty fast, so he hit him with his radar. Sure enough, he was doing 106. So, he pulls out, turns on the lights and pulls him over. The man in the pickup didn't even hesitate and pulls over for the Trooper. When the Trooper walks up the man in the pickup truck he asks, "Is there some sort of medical emergency, as to why you're going so fast?"
The man replies, "No sir! There was a big ole green grasshopper on my windshield wiper and I wanted to see how fast I'd go, before he flew off."
The Trooper asks, "Well, how fast?"
The man points at his windshield wiper and says, "He's still there."
The Trooper says, "Well, I don't want to interfere with any scientific stuff. I'm gonna let you go and be on your way."
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The man replies, "No sir! There was a big ole green grasshopper on my windshield wiper and I wanted to see how fast I'd go, before he flew off."
The Trooper asks, "Well, how fast?"
The man points at his windshield wiper and says, "He's still there."
The Trooper says, "Well, I don't want to interfere with any scientific stuff. I'm gonna let you go and be on your way."
True Story!