How Cold Is It ?

[CJD3]

the squirrels are throwing themselves at an electric fence!

 

[CJD3]

when I went outside to hunt, we could only go as far as the extension cord would allow!

 

[CJD3]

we were afraid to spit because, hey jack, globs of ice can ricochet!

 

[cotty16]

You could hang keys on my nipples.

 

[Riverdude]

It's so cold the snowman came in side to warm up.

 

[CJD3]

there's a kid down at the school yard with his tongue stuck to the flag poll.

 

[hickslawns]

Politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets for a change.

 

[Ohiosam]

It's so cold that when I peed outside I shot myself in the foot with an icicle.

 

[loose_is_fast]

when I took my underwear off there were two brown spots in them.I peeled the brown spots off and threw em in the fire and two farts went off.

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

It's so cold, even the tits of witches are envious.

 

[Buckmaster]

...only one of my three vehicles would start this morning.

 

[finelyshedded]

It's so cold that Jack Frost caught a cold and won't be active for a week or better!

It's so cold I saw a truck hauling liquid nitrogen crash and spill its load and nothing really happened!

 

[Hedgelj]

I keyed a vehicle with my nipples

 

[Bigslam51]

...only one of my three vehicles would start this morning.

Probably the Chevy that started

 

[teej89]

Lmao these are hilarious! Keep em up.

 

[Mike]

It's colder than

 

[Mike]

"It's colder than two ex-wives out there."

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

 

[Diane]