An owl would be great. You could sit in the woods all day long, stay up all night , get to hoot & holler all ya want & get to know deer patterns pretty well. I just wouldn't be able to stand the taste of rodents.
Buckmaster
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Some kind of raptor; top of the food chain and I could have a watchful eye in flight across the skies. An owl would be good....that way I could get hooters all night long.
A bull in India - I'd be sacred. And I could watch naked Indian women bathing in the river and nobody would think a thing about it.
When I die, can I come back to my life today? If so, I want to be a BB fawn on our farm so I can learn all the patterns and hiding places.
In all seriousness, being a bald eagle in Alaska would be the shit.
In all seriousness, being a bald eagle in Alaska would be the shit.
dante322
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Fullbore
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hammerhead
Junior Member
definitely not Snuff the seal. rotflmao
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Fullbore
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A big Midwest whitetail buck with great genetics. Elude all hunters my whole life, then when I felt that my life was full. I would step out in front of some young hunter's arrow and give him or her the biggest thrill of their young life.
I bet those naked women will stand there.....just like you and piss in the river. I also bet that nobody will think a thing about it TOO. :smiley_coolpeace:
A bald eagle. They're protected and are at the top of their food chain as far as I know. They're majestic, fly real high which would be cool and they eat lots of fish.....I love TOO eat fish!
Huckleberry Finn
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You sayin that you want to be one of J's bitches??
Man takes good care of them girls!
