Jehovah Witness

[Diane]

There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young - well-dressed man standing there who said.......
"Hello Sir - I'm a Jehovah Witness."
So I said - "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked - "Well, what do you want to talk about?"
He said - "Fuck knows - I've never gotten this far before."

 

[Big_Holla]

Lmao!

 

[Bigslam51]

Lol. They don't get that far when they come around here. The last one that did saw a dead deer hanging in the garage and kept walking LOL.

 

[MK111]

LOL. I just tell them I'm Catholic and they know it's a lost cause and don't come back.

 

[Johnch]

Last month a nice looking lady and a older man came to my house to tell me about being a Jehovah Witness

I invited her in but told the guy to wait outside
He gave me a strange look
And I then said I figured she was one of the perks

They left .......and I was called some interesting names by them

LOL
I bet they don't come to my house for a while

John

 

[Boarhead]

Good one.

 

[MandRroofing]

Im gonna find all of you guys while your in your stands and offer you the watchtower and awake.but i would never do it durning the rut,because id be hunting too!

 

[Bigslam51]

Im gonna find all of you guys while your in your stands and offer you the watchtower and awake.but i would never do it durning the rut,because id be hunting too!

What?

 

[MandRroofing]

Watchtower and awake is a magazine we jehovahs witnesses offer for free when out in service,or "knocking on doors"...

 

[Bigslam51]

Watchtower and awake is a magazine we jehovahs witnesses offer for free when out in service,or "knocking on doors"...

I'm about to build a watchtower so I can see you guys coming.

 

[MandRroofing]

I'm about to build a watchtower so I can see you guys coming.

If you put it in the right spot it might double as a nice deer blind

 

[Bigslam51]

If you put it in the right spot it might double as a nice deer blind

Kill two birds with one stone, I like your thinking!

 

[rooster85]

Watchtower and awake is a magazine we jehovahs witnesses offer for free when out in service,or "knocking on doors"...

Yeah we were visited the other day and they gave us both booklets.....

 

[COB-TY]

Yep! I generally tell em to git the hell off my porch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!