While I was cutting my grass today, A car pulled up to the house and a rather " Large Lady " came out to talk to me. She asked, " How to I get to 265 "?
After thinking about it for 10 seconds or so, I said " Well, maybe you could lay off the Pizzas, Burgers and Fast food for awhile and shut that bloody hole in your face.. Maybe hit the gym for a few hours a day, or get your stomach stapled!!! She mumbled a few choice words, punched me in the nose and then drove off.. Not even one thank you.... Geezzzz..
My surgery is scheduled for Wednesday..
After thinking about it for 10 seconds or so, I said " Well, maybe you could lay off the Pizzas, Burgers and Fast food for awhile and shut that bloody hole in your face.. Maybe hit the gym for a few hours a day, or get your stomach stapled!!! She mumbled a few choice words, punched me in the nose and then drove off.. Not even one thank you.... Geezzzz..
My surgery is scheduled for Wednesday..
