Yesterday, my wife asked me if I won the lottery for a 1 million dollars and on the same day she got kidnapped and the ransom was also 1 million dollars, "What would I do?" 
I said, "I wouldn't even worry about it."
She said, "Why?"
I said, "There's no way that I'd get that lucky twice in the same day."
I said, "I wouldn't even worry about it."
She said, "Why?"
I said, "There's no way that I'd get that lucky twice in the same day."
