My German girlfriend

[Ohiosam]

My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performance on a scale of 1 through 10.

Last night we tried anal. She started yelling 9! 9! 9!

That's the best I've ever done!

 

[Bigslam51]

Haha!!

 

[Jackalope]

Ha!!

 

[Riverdude]

Heard that one before but it was a German girl getting banged by 12 guys, punch line was ...............so 3 guys left.