A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?", said the pirate, "I feel fine."
Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit by a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
Pirate: "We were in another battle and as I boarded another ship, I got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off, but I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine now, really!"
Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"
Pirate: "Oh, one day we were out to sea and as I looked up to see a flock of birds flying over, one of them shit in my eye."
Bartender: "You're kidding you lost an eye just from bird shit!?"
Pirate: "No. It was my first day with the new hook."
"What do you mean?", said the pirate, "I feel fine."
Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit by a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
Pirate: "We were in another battle and as I boarded another ship, I got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off, but I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine now, really!"
Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"
Pirate: "Oh, one day we were out to sea and as I looked up to see a flock of birds flying over, one of them shit in my eye."
Bartender: "You're kidding you lost an eye just from bird shit!?"
Pirate: "No. It was my first day with the new hook."