My uncle belongs to this rough biker group and he asked me if I wanted to ride with them, so I agreed. As we were traveling, we came upon this girl on a bridge, that looked like she was going to jump. My uncle stops and asks the girl what she was doing and she said she was going to jump. He didn't want to appear soft in front of the biker group, but didn't want to be insensitive so he said, "Well, if you're going to jump, could you give me a kiss first?" 
She said, "Sure!" So, they kissed...a long kiss. Afterwards, my uncle said, "Wow! That's a really good kiss! You're wasting a lot of talent by jumping. Why do you want to jump anyway?"
She said, "My parents don't like it, when I dress up like a girl."
She said, "Sure!" So, they kissed...a long kiss. Afterwards, my uncle said, "Wow! That's a really good kiss! You're wasting a lot of talent by jumping. Why do you want to jump anyway?"
She said, "My parents don't like it, when I dress up like a girl."