A couple of guys walking thru a woods come upon a giant hole in the ground, that appeared to have no bottom. They were curious as to how deep it was and close by was this rusty old tool box. So they tossed it in and waited to hear it hit the bottom. 
All of the sudden a goat came running out of the brush and dove head first into the bottomless hole.
Both guys stood there in shock after what they had witnessed, when a farmer walked up to them and asked, "Have you guys seen a goat around here?"
They guys said, "Yep! Just a moment ago a goat ran out of the brush and then dove head first, into this giant hole."
The farmer said, "That's impossible! I had him tied to a rusty old tool box."
All of the sudden a goat came running out of the brush and dove head first into the bottomless hole. Both guys stood there in shock after what they had witnessed, when a farmer walked up to them and asked, "Have you guys seen a goat around here?"
They guys said, "Yep! Just a moment ago a goat ran out of the brush and then dove head first, into this giant hole."
The farmer said, "That's impossible! I had him tied to a rusty old tool box."