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The question I hate

It is
Sir do you know how fast you were going ??
Man do I hate when I get ask that

Last night I went for a drive and was just enjoying the drive along the river
And yes I was probely speeding .....err .....even more than he clocked me at

But I feel he was looking for drunk drivers
As he just wrote me a warning for a tail light bulb

Oh well

At least I didn't get another ticket

John
 
I thought it was going to be " does this outfit make my ass look big?"

She use to ask me that one...

Now to be a ass I ask the kids " does this 1911 make my ass look big?"



Warnings... you can deal w/ that.
On with the night!
 
Good to hear no costly ticket was issued. My fast driving days are over even though I drive a 155 MPH Nissan 350Z. I just enjoy live in the slow lane. I beat the odds 50 yrs. ago driving 130 MPH then had a rear tire blow out at a stop sign spin out. Never drove fast again.
 
Hahaha. The best response I've ever seen is

"Fast enough to get it in writing I bet. Lol"
 
Tell him a policeman run off with your wife and you were afraid he was him bringing her back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!