Tin Foil..

[Fletch]

Guy comes home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the bed totally nude rubbing tin foil on her breasts...
So he ask's her: What are you doing???
She replies: I'm rubbing tin foil on my breasts just to make them bigger for you..
So he replies: Well in that case why don't you rub toilet paper on them.... Look what it did for your ass..

 

["J"]

And acts when the fight started lmao.... Good one Fletch....

 

[Bigslam51]

Lol

 

[giles]

Hahaha!