Wheel Were Turning....

[Fletch]

So today I go to work on a new customers swimming pool in N.Y. state.... As I pull into the driveway, guess what I start thinking about... No not some hot babe by the pool... Encountered those already... DEER.... Turns out place was just sold and new owners called us about servicing the pool.... They own 175 acres that butts up to the mountain....

 

[Sgt Fury]

Soooo, you got hunting permission yet?

 

[Isaacorps]

Beautiful place!

 

[Fletch]

Soooo, you got hunting permission yet?

Working on it.... Haven't met the owner yet....

 

[Fletch]

That's not far from West Point....

 

[Sgt Fury]

That's not far from West Point....

Thinking about enlisting?

 

[Fletch]

Thinking about enlisting?

Nah...... Did some time right next door at Stewart Airport when I was in the Air Force Reserve...

 

[Fletch]

So there's a small rental on the property and there was a young lady there and I jokingly asked her if the owner was married... She said yup and the guys got alot, ALOT of money.... LOL... Do you know what that property is worth in that section of New York state??? OMG...

 

[Sgt Fury]

When me and my wife were dating, we went up to that area to visit one of her friends...she was living in this massive home while the owners were away, babysitting the house. They were only in the house for about 6 weeks the entire year. She gave us a tour but didn’t show us the entire house. They had a waterfall inside with a small pond! INSIDE!! Can’t even imaging the coin the owner had.

 

[giles]

*Wife and I*

 

[Sgt Fury]

*Wife and I*

 

[giles]

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When the grammar cop messes up, you slam that fool!

 

[Fletch]

Yeh... It's absurd how many people have a ton of money... This place has tennis courts etc... However most are total Assholes, on a 100 degree day won't even offer you a bottle of water... I've met some real characters though...

 

["J"]

Yeh... It's absurd how many people have a ton of money... This place has tennis courts etc... However most are total Assholes, on a 100 degree day won't even offer you a bottle of water... I've met some real characters though...

We like boobies!!!!

 

[Fletch]

We like boobies!!!!

Ha.... Everyone likes boobies.... Don't see too many.... BUT.... One time I did go to a pool where it was located around back of the house where you wouldn't hear anyone pull up in the driveway... When I walked around back there were 3 young ladies sun bathing TOPLESS... All three were sound asleep....So to announce my presence I jokingly asked: "I hope you girls have sun screen on those puppies"....

 

[hickslawns]

Did they reply "Ewwww! Get out of here Uncle Creepy!"

 

[Fletch]

Did they reply "Ewwww! Get out of here Uncle Creepy!"

Nope... More like Grandpa don't get excited we don't want to perform CPR..... The chunky one couldn't cover up fast enough, the other two walked right past me and went in the house... One was the owners wife....