We lived on the 6th floor of an 8 story apartment complex at OU my junior and senior year. One night I took my catfishing pole and tied a big ass egg sinker around a dollar bill so it looked like a bow tie. From our balcony, it was grass, sidewalk, road, and sidewalk. At 2AM when the bars close, I took to fishing for drunks. Since the sidewalk across the road was tied in to the main drag coming off Court Street, we had a great view of the groups coming home. I fooled a few people and we had some good laughs, then I caught a lunker...
I see this fat chick stumble fucking her way home and knew I had my best chance of the night. I casted over the sidewalk and drug the bait right in to the middle of the sidewalk under the street lamp. When she was 30' out, I gave it a twitch and we hear: "Hey! It's a dollar..." and she takes off one a dead sprint. In surprisingly agile fashion, she scoops the dollar up and keeps on chucking it down the sidewalk. I was in near disbelief as she burnt line off the real. Finally I snapped to and set the hook with my best River Monsters jerk. Just as I felt the tension, I see her nearly fly off her feet as the line snapped. We immediately died laughing and then I hear: "ROUSH! YOU ASSHOLE!" Turned out to be a girl that went to my high school and graduated with my wife.
