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CJD3

CJD3

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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohio

...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Ohio. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Ohio. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Ohio. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong............... number, you may live in Ohio. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dayton for the weekend, you may live in Ohio. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Ohio. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Ohio. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Ohio. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Ohio. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Ohio. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Ohio. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road constructi on, you may live in Ohio. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Ohio. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Ohio
 
I'm only 17, and i can apply to half of those lol, i love ohio!

"If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked" My favorite
 
Years ago when I was in a bowling leauge I wore shorts all through winter, lol.

SP, that is a good one and soooooooo true!
 
If you can't pass a single overpass without seeing a statie parked under it, you might live in Ohio..

If think snow and or heavy rain means that you can drive 50 mph in the left lane, you might live in ohio..

If you speed up to close the gap so someone can;t merge because they will get in front of you, you might live in ohio

If you own an entire outfit right down to socks and underwear that has OSU logos, you might live in ohio.

If you like chili that has cinnamon and chocolate as an ingredient you might live in ohio..

If you're taxes are the 5th highest in the nation, you live in ohio.

If you're house is worth more as a pile of ash, than on the market, you might live in ohio.

If someone says "it's for the children" and without questioning you vote YES, you are from ohio..

If women wearing pajama pants and hoodies with a ponytail an no makeup walk around like they're hot, you might live in ohio.
 
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Just experienced this at the bar tonight. You might be from Ohio if you ask the bartender for a cup full of napkins!
 
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