A guy went to a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the doc said he was doing ‘fairly well’ for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’
He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?’
‘Oh no,’ he replied.. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’
Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
‘he said, ‘Not much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’
‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’
‘No, I don’t,’ he said.
He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?’
‘No,’ he said.
The doctor looked at the man and said,.. ‘Then, why the fuck do you care?
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