I like it when i pop into Walmart to grab something quick and wander down the hunting aisle. You catch a couple rednecks in there and it is always a 16 or 18 pointer they are chasing. "I seen it last week when I was driving. It crossed the road in front of muh truck and it had 16pts!"
My wife just reminded me of a conversation we had with her Mother the last time they were here. She was trying to talk hunting with me or at least trying to be considerate and talk about deer because she knows I love to hunt. With her attempt to make small talk comes the question of how do they protect their fawns. Where do they birth? Then out comes the mother (in law) of all questions: "Do deer go in caves to have their babies?" Fortunately, I didn't have to answer this one. My wife stepped in and said very sarcastically, "Yeah mom, because we have sooo many caves around here. The deer have GPS and know where they all are." lmao