Sooo..

[RedCloud]

His " Can you believe I get to tag this hot chick later tonight "

Her " I bet he doesn't know I started my period today "

First I would need to know what set of parents took this pic. I bet it was hers lol. If thats the case I will add...

His " Holy shit, they are taking a mug shot to send a hitman if I do anything to this girl "
Her " My parents have no idea we are only going to prom for an hour and then hitting the backroads and the back seat "

 

[Buckmaster]

Mike: "It's now time to hit The Dove Motel"

Kendra: "I'm sorry to have lost that bet with my friends"

 

[cotty16]

Lmao! Fuggers

 

[Riverdude]

I was running through places looking for photos of members here to make my avatar and OMO is now my recent victim.

I ran across this one and I thought of a few "tag" lines but lets here yours!

"Dude this hot chick must be blind...score!"

Her thinking:

"Bet he didn't know I knew the SHOCKER!"

Mike: I can't believe I am paying her $200.00 a hour!

Her: I can't believe I am only charging him $200.00 a hour!!

 

["J"]

Her: I'm not on the pill....

Him: WTF!!!!!

 

[Buckmaster]

Is it just me or does Mike look scared?

 

[Beentown]

Thats his "I may cut you up and eat you later" look :smiley_dead:

 

[Buckmaster]

Thats his "I may cut you up and eat you later" look :smiley_dead:

Got it, "I'll gut you like a deer."

 

[rgecko23]

That is an "I totally got away with it" look hahahahahaha

 

[bowhunter1023]

Mike: "I can't believe my hand is on her ass..."

Kendra: "OMG! He is totally feeling my ass!!!"

 

[bowhunter1023]

Mike: "Damn. That was more than a fart..."

Kendra: "Why does he smell like pine trees?"

 

[Huckleberry Finn]

Beener, just saw your new one. I thought about using that one.

 

[Beentown]

I am do for a switch. Found my newest one!

 

[Huckleberry Finn]

I am do for a switch. Found my newest one!

Me TOO!

 

[Riverdude]

I was running through places looking for photos of members here to make my avatar and OMO is now my recent victim.

I ran across this one and I thought of a few "tag" lines but lets here yours!

"Dude this hot chick must be blind...score!"

Her thinking:

"Bet he didn't know I knew the SHOCKER!"

Him: damn her finger is in my ass!

Her: I got my finger up his ass and he is smiling.

 

[hickslawns]

Mike- I am gonna hit it and quit it tonight!

Kendra- He sort of has the prom king look in his eye. I hope he isn't as dumb as the first half of the football team I dated.


Sorry Mike. I didn't mean to speak in a negative light regarding your wife. I could care less about your feelings and reputation though. lol

 

[hickslawns]

Mike- One more picture and we are off like a prom dress. Huh huh huh! I hope I get her prom dress off tonight. duh huh huh huh huh.

Kendra- If I sucker him into marriage, I hope he doesn't end up fat, bald, and lazy like most of the jocks. He already has the dumb part down.

 

[cotty16]

Mike - "I have a big cock."

Kendra - "I love his big cock."

 

[hickslawns]

Oh snap. You pulled out one of the big dogs! He was coolest 142lb senior in the class of 93 Cotty!

 

["J"]

Mike - "I'm a big dick."

Kendra - "He's a big dick."

Fixed it for you Mike rotflmao