Quotes to live by

[rrr]

I used this line the other day, and it stands as the single greatest piece of life advice I've heard.

"You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, and know when to walk away."



Without the Gambler, I'm not sure where I'd be.

What your best life advice?

Capt

 

[cotty16]

Hit it where they ain't.

 

[Jackalope]

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

 

[Dannmann801]

Don't shit where you sleep, and don't f*** where you work.

 

[Riverdude]

If your too open minded your brains will fall out!!!

 

[CJD3]

A good friend will tell you the truth, not what you want to hear.

Ohio Sam had some great ones re;farmers wisdom. Where are they Sam?

 

[Jackalope]

A virgin don't drive a Z28

 

[Jackalope]

If she smokes she pokes.

 

[Jackalope]

If there is grass on.. err wuht. huh.. nevermind.

 

[Jackalope]

She didn't accidentally get good in bed

 

[Jackalope]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

 

[Riverdude]

If there old enough to bleed there old enough for me.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, not really but I do remember hear that one before.

 

[Riverdude]

I'd quite smoking but I hat quitters!

 

[CJD3]

When you tell someone something, it all depends on what part of the country your standing in as to just how smart you are.

 

[Jackalope]

I'd quite smoking but I hat quitters!

Don't quit.. We're a dying breed man..

 

["J"]

Piss Off.... :smiley_bird:

 

[Hoytmania]

He who stands on toilet......

Is high on pot!

 

[cotty16]

"Play every play like it's your last. "

I guess that could go for everyday life as well.

 

[hickslawns]

Aaron Tippen songs have tons of great ones to live by
"You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything."
"I got it honest."
"There ain't no shame in a job well done."

 

[COB-TY]

Lifes a bitch and then you die! Or you marry one!