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rrr

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Mornin fellars.

This is college at its finest! Watching the Bucks this afternoon, then the Grove City team, then hanging out and getting beers with a buddy that's in town seeing his girlfriend. Good stuff!
 

"J"

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Mornin fellars.

This is college at its finest! Watching the Bucks this afternoon, then the Grove City team, then hanging out and getting beers with a buddy that's in town seeing his girlfriend. Good stuff!

Ernie, enjoy it while you can... Adulthood is only a stones throw away lol
 

Geezer

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And then comes OLD AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smiley_depressive::smiley_arrogant:

I can't chew
I can't screw

I can't see
can't pee

can't smell
get'n mean as hell

muh body's droop'n
have'n trouble poop,n

muh golden years have come at last
them golden years kin kiss muh ass

dang :smiley_cigar:
 

COB-TY

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I can't chew
I can't screw

I can't see
can't pee

can't smell
get'n mean as hell

muh body's droop'n
have'n trouble poop,n

muh golden years have come at last
them golden years kin kiss muh ass

dang :smiley_cigar:

lol:smiley_clap:rotflmaolmao What the hell am I laughing and clapping at? I'm in the same boat with Geeeezer!
 

Diablo54

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Moundhill and i went over to a buddys house and went tubing behind a 1979 snowmobile. Last night we made it 3/4 of a mile from the house and we were taking turns riding in a field in a big bottom. After awhile we decided we better head in since it was zero out. We got halfway up the steep hill and the snowmobile died. We walked the long cold way to the house and got some gas. We put some gas in it and it wouldnt start. So we pulled the spark plugs out and poured some gas on them. This fired up the snowmobile and we were on our way for about 20ft. Then it died. We did the same thing 5 or 6 times until we realized that the snowmobile wasn't getting any gas except for the gas we were getting from where i put gas on the spark plugs. I dumped plenty of gas in the spark plug holes and we were off. We made it back tothe house. We didnt have much gas in the snowmobile or in the gas can so we went to the gas station the next morning. We decided we would go get starting fluid also. (after mh did some donuts). We pulled into walmart and got the starting fluid off the shelf and went up to the cashier she asks for an ID. I said why? She said you have to be 18 to buy this. My friend explained that he was 17 and a half and that it was ok. She told him no. So we went walking through the store looking for a random person to buy the starting fluid for us. We ask an older guy in his 50s and he looks at us like were stupid and says no. We walked around for a few minutes and i found a guy that was in his 20's. I told him that we needed someone to buy it for us and he told us he would but he had to first get a jacket "for his f'ing piece of $hit shorthaired dog.". We didn't have a choice so we waited for him as he picked out a jacket for his dog. He was dropping the fbombm about every little thing . He bought us the fluid and we were on our way back home. We got the snowmobile running and we hooked the tube up. We tubed for awhile then decided we needed to go get gas. We got gas then we decided to go to a different spot to tube. There was a ramp about 5 feet off of the ground and a shed 20ft away. We were swinging the innertube out and onto the rampand we were getting good air. We had been hitting the ramp for 20 minutes and i jumped on. My buddy went around the turn and i launched off the ramp. I couldn't see anything. But i felt something and it didn't feel good. I smacked right into the shed. I put my head down and couldnt move for a second. I have had my fair share of concussions and this was deffinitly one. I couldnt tell what was going on but mh was laughing at me instead of helping. I told them i was alright but i couldnt keep track of anything and my head was out of whack. I heard the neighbor yell out of his back door and ask if i was ok. Once i was able to get up on my feet i looked at the shed and it was mangled. There were boards missing woodchips everywhere and there was a big dent in the front. We decided we had better go back to the bottom field where there were no sheds. We got there and everyone was tubing while i was laying there in a daze. After a while i decided i better get bAck in the action. I jumped for the tube as it was moving and all i could get was the rope. It rapped around my hand and i yelled stostop no no no no. Mh kept going and going. He thought i was yelling go go go go. He finnaly got the idea that i was in pain and he stopped. Right when i was in a puddle of water. So here i am soaking wet with a concussion and a hurt hand. It was a rough day.

Moundhill feel free to add in anything i forgot.
 

Geezer

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Can ya give us the shor version fo cripes sakes - dang :smiley_blackeye::smiley_baby::smiley_baby::smiley_baby:
 

Jackalope

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Can ya give us the shor version fo cripes sakes - dang :smiley_blackeye::smiley_baby::smiley_baby::smiley_baby:

They were huffing starter fluid and he ran into a barn after ramping in a tube being pulled by his budy. . Then he got drug by the sled rope into a puddle.
 

moundhill

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Starter fluid (that some random dude buys) - $4
Intertube -$5
Seeing a chunky kid go flying into a barn at 30 mph, being pulled by a junky 1979 JD snowmobilein 4 degree weather- Priceless

you also forgot when i threw the tube and broke the winsheild, then when we got back in and you did a pullup in the basement (idk how) and hit ur head on the ceiling
 

"J"

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You kids are killing me as well as yourselves lol... morning all another chilly one 7 up here lol....was thinking about getting the dogs out but think I'll drink beer instead lol.... well at.least this afternoon lol.....
 

Geezer

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They were huffing starter fluid and he ran into a barn after ramping in a tube being pulled by his budy. . Then he got drug by the sled rope into a puddle.

I think i saw these boyz on a TV show or at least their kin - dang

mornin ya all - a li'll nippy this mornin
 

Diablo54

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Starter fluid (that some random dude buys) - $4
Intertube -$5
Seeing a chunky kid go flying into a barn at 30 mph, being pulled by a junky 1979 JD snowmobilein 4 degree weather- Priceless

you also forgot when i threw the tube and broke the winsheild, then when we got back in and you did a pullup in the basement (idk how) and hit ur head on the ceiling

Pure muscle.


Mornin toozers.